Cucumber Salad Makes Tringle Smile

Now I admit that I have a pretty healthy sex drive compared to the average woman. Of late, my hubby has been struggling to keep up with that drive.... alas, the reason behind my prior posts of self indulgence. I also have to admit that this is a more recent phenomenon, as a year ago I would never have admitted to even having a sex drive. At the time, I just figured my body had no engine, and therefore no drive. I didn't really notice that my engine, alive, real, and very hot, started revving on a regular basis until this time last year. Boy oh boy, what a great year it's been!!!

To be completely honest, there are very specific things that have to occur for me to be completely out-of-control with arousal... and one of those things does NOT include seeing the naked male body. Sorry fellas! This isn't a challenge to go flashing your thing at unsuspecting women around the world in an effort to prove me wrong or anything.... Nothing personal, but just seeing it isn't really enough for me. Now that's not to say I don't appreciate a beautiful male cock from time to time, but it just isn't enough to make me slick with desire. Nope! I need much more than that! (And no, I'm not talking romance or flowers or any crap like that!) I'm suggesting more of a pleasure promise. A promise (spoken or no) of your intent to make me erupt with ecstasy. Talk dirty to me, tell me what you want me to do to you, what you want and yearn to do to me, and my nipples tweek in anticipation and lava erupts from between my legs. This probably explains my addiction to erotica - lots of promise and descriptions about what happens next.

So a few days ago, my husband needed to take our kiddo to an appointment. Now, as I have said before, it is rare that I am alone in the house.... VERY rare. I remember looking around feeling suddenly very free. The idea that I could waltz through the house naked crossed through my wicked mind, but I also had the responsibility to fix dinner.... gotta take care of those things first, fantasize later. I quickly began grabbing veggies from the icebox and loading up the counter by the sink. I had decided a huge chef salad would be the ideal light dinner for us, and would allow me enough time to sneak off and drool over a few of my erotic readings before the fam returned.

As I turned on the warm water and began cleaning up my veggies I found myself slowing stroking a long thick cucumber under the water for much longer than necessary. I knew it was clean after about two minutes, but I just couldn't stop. I felt a promise from that cucumber. Yep! God help me, that veggie was calling to me! Sigh - don't judge me! I could feel the warm fluids beginning to seep from between my clenched legs.... I am almost ashamed to admit how badly I wanted to thrust that green member between my thighs. I tried to rationalize my desire out loud, nearly screaming at the object in my hands - "You're just a veg, you can't do anything for me!" But, my body would not behave.

I felt my pulse rise, and my nipples harden in want. I tried shifting my thong aside from my now swollen clit, trying to will my raging libido to settle down...BUT, to no avail. With a sigh, I gave in to my yearning, shut off the water, and walked (in truth, nearly sprinting) to the bedroom in a resolved kind of way... with my promise tucked firmly under my arm. As I slinked out of my thong and spread out on the bed, I breathed a sigh of relief as my now warmed cucumber slipped easily between my glistening pussy lips. Ohhhhhh, what joy an inanimate object can bring. That sucker was long (about 13 inches) and thick too and every single inch of me was suddenly stretched in the most delightful of ways. I pushed it in as far as I could take it.... I remember feeling fuller than I have ever felt with any real cock in the whole of my life. I don't know how long I plunged my massive makeshift cock in and out of my dripping pussy, but I found myself nearly screaming as a mind boggling orgasm rippled through my body. After my quivering sex began to cool, I slid my new friend slowly out and headed back to the kitchen...

I cleaned myself up and quickly chucked what had been the object of my desire only moments ago into the garbage bin. Fortunately, there were two other cucumbers in the drawer as I returned to my dinner prep. One was intended for the salad I resumed making, the other??? Maybe a midnight "snack"?? Mmmmmm... keeping a well stocked fridge full of veggies really does make for a healthier lifestyle.