Doing IT Right....

I have to admit that I have had my fair share of experiences with oral sex. I dated this one guy who could come to an orgasm just by coming down on me - no kidding, I didn't even have to touch him and he came! Did I mention that I am loud (I'm talking REALLY loud) in bed. That probably had something to do with it, although that man LOVED oral. What I really loved about him was that he was gentle, had GREAT timing, and really made sure I knew how much he loved it. It was fantastic! Probably some of the best orgasms of my life!

I also had a relationship with a guy who was absolutely HORRIBLE at sucking pussy. He could get down there, push and shove things at random intervals and usually left me swollen and miserable for days after. I don't know what he was thinking!! And when I asked him if he liked doing it, his reply was "not really, but I know you like it when I do it." WHAT?! Where did he ever get that idea???

So, as I was dreaming one day about having a man slave to eat my cunt whenever I felt the desire I decided I should put together a few pointers for my fantasy man. So, here we go...

1. Start slow. Women don't like to feel rushed and you spreading us eagle and cramming fingers into random holes just does not get us off. I'm not saying a good quickie isn't appreciated once and a while, but if you are eating pussy this is not a quickie moment. Be soft and gentle in your touch at first, there is plenty of time to apply additional pressure as the session continues.

2. Make sure you let her know you like what you are doing. Many times women don't like oral because they think the guy doesn't. We are pretty self conscious people you know! Put your lovers mind at ease by appreciating her body. Say something like "MMMM... you taste soooo good." or "God babe, I just can't get enough of you." If we know you like it, then chances are, we will like it too.

3. Don't attack the clit. Some guys get so crazy about getting the oral done that they jump at the clit from the moment they get south of the border. Chill out and slow down! That area is extremely sensitive and can actually hurt if too much pressure is applied too quickly. Start soft and slow by giving attention to the area around the clit and don't go poking at that button too soon. When you do get the clit hard and ready, don't just use one finger on it. That can result in too much pressure and lose the good sensations. Instead, use the flat of your tongue or two gentle fingers. I really like it when the two fingers catch the clit gently between them. That way the pressure is really on the skin around the clit and the clit gets lots of stimulation from all sides. Remember fellas, a clit is NOT like a cock - faster and harder is not always better.

4. When it comes to fingers, more is NOT always better. I dated this man who thought that cramming his fist into my wet pussy would actually be a good idea. Not necessary. Did you know that you can actually drive a woman crazy with one single digit? Yep. You don't have to stretch a woman to oblivion to bring her around. A nice steady in and out while you work her clit and prob with your tongue can drive her wild! Also, when it comes to fingers, make sure you are well groomed fellas. I can't tell you how HORRIBLE a rough edged nail or hang nail can feel down there. Calling all nail biters, STOP IT if you want to be good at oral sex!! (Also, it's really quite a disgusting habit any how.)

5. And finally - Work that Tongue! When you first start going down on your girl, keep the pressure of the tongue soft and gentle. Explore her slit, tease her clit gently, and find a slow steady rhythm that works for you. Don't try cramming your whole tongue down her pussy and expect her to swoon. Unless your a rock star with a tongue the size of a banana, that really isn't going to get her off on its own. Instead, tease the skin around her slit and allow her to feel your presence... don't forget to tell her how yummy she tastes.

So I hope I have given you fellas a few pointers on how to bring a smile to your girls face. And always remember, if you can eat pussy like a pro, ladies feel sooo much more inclined to return the favor. :-) Have fun!

My Vacation

Hubby and I just returned from a much needed summer vacation.... it was a great trip and we had a wonderful time for the most part. Unfortunately for me, however, being relaxed didn't rev up hubby's sexual engines in the least. We still only had sex twice over the course of an entire week! UGH! So, inevitably I was left hot, dripping, and wanting for the bulk of the time... Every time we would go site-seeing all I could think about was where we could sneak off for a good fuck if I had been there with anyone else. LOL!

One night we were forced to retire to this crappy little hotel in the middle of no where. Unfortunately they only had one room left, and of course it had two beds... no sex for Tringle tonight! Hubby said it was fine with him since he was too tired to do anything but sleep anyway - typical! So, at about 2AM I found myself extremely turned on and dripping wet with nothing but myself to satisfy the issue. As hubby snored loudly in the bed beside me, I contemplated my situation. I got up and went into the bathroom considering taking a cold shower in an effort to soothe my raging lust. As I turned on the faucet, I saw the bottle of complimentary shampoo on the counter... it wasn't big, but it might just do the job.

So, I turned off the faucet, and back into my bed I went. I slipped off my panties, crawled under the covers, and spread my legs wide. I felt between my warm pussy lips only to discover them dripping with anticipation. I slipped the bottle into my dripping cunt and held my breath as my body tingled in response. It wasn't big, but it was still something and it felt wonderful. With one hand, I slowly rubbed at one of my hard nipples and then the other until they both stood at hard aching peaks. With my other hand, I pushed the bottle in and out of my dripping pussy, feeling the object rub against my fiery entrance. I continued doing this slow and steady, loving the feel of my body coming alive beneath my fingers. The entire time, hubby slept soundly in the bed next to mine.

When I just couldn't take it any longer, I began pushing the bottle in and out at a rapid pace. The sound of my wet pussy juices against my smacking hand as the bed jostled about violently filled the room - and still hubby slept on. My palm rested pleasantly against my aching clit with each stroke of the bottle, so it was no time before my body erupted into a relatively intense orgasm. I bit my lip to keep from releasing a scream of ecstasy, but couldn't control a deep guttural moan from escaping my lips.... and still, hubby slept on.

I know it would have been so much better with a rock hard cock buried deep inside of me, but the bottle did the trick this time... Instead of removing the bottle after I came, I decided to go another round - just in case it was a bit of time before I had any type of sexual satisfaction during our trip. So yes, naughty me made myself come three more times before having to remove the now dripping bottle from my now quite spent pussy. I think it took about an hour and a half to properly satisfy my raging sex - too bad I didn't have the real thing there to comfort me.... or at least one that was willing to do so. (Sigh)

All well, maybe one day hubby will wake up from his sexual paralysis long enough to fuck me the way I need him to... only time will tell I guess. But, I just have to go on record as saying, thank goodness for complimentary shampoo, heavy sleepers, and vacations in general!!

My Favorite Naughty Girl Toy.... Rest In Peace, Lover.

One of my all time favorite naughty girl toys was my little vibrator called the Bullet. The Bullet was unique in that it actually slipped up inside the body and was controlled by a wireless remote. The remote allowed the user to adjust the speed of the Bullet while inside the body and across a small distance... the best part of this little wonder was how discreet it was! My body could be exploding in a screaming orgasm and no one would know! I paid about $100 for the unit (big time splurge for me) and kept it well hidden from my hubby.... This was my own little secret lover and I had so much fun with him!! I had read that a few couples like to use it together at parties... man keeps the remote and stuns woman to an orgasm as she talks with her girlfriends about the weather. I am sure that would be very erotic for some, although I am most certain my straight lace hubby would NEVER go for that one!

That's not to say I didn't have a lot of fun with my magic bullet.... I would insert my little friend deep within my dripping pussy before leaving the house on random missions... the grocery store, the mall, and once even to the dentist office!!! I could then sit back, relax, hit the remote, and let my pussy vibe into my own private orgasm any moment I felt the urge! (I kept the remote kept in my side jeans pocket and would simply reach down and turn myself up whenever the mood struck!) This little gem made red lights a pleasure, shopping for groceries a treat, and even going through the car wash an erotic mission. I can't tell you how much joy my little Bullet brought to this little sex kitten!

But, as with all good things, my precious Bullet finally bought the farm a few weeks ago. I silently mourned his passing, while trying to find a new one as discreetly as possible. I found one on Amazon that is pretty similar, so I am contemplating purchasing that one the next time hubby is away on business. If you have a horny housewife at home and want to bring her a little joy, you should definitely look into this one... or ladies, wouldn't you like to embrace a little naughty??